On the twelfth day of Christmas,
lady_curmudgeon sent to me...

Twelve smarties drumming
Eleven socks yodeling
Ten cats a-bowling
Nine biographies bitching
Eight watches a-riesling
Seven candles a-sting
Six saturns a-reading
Five co-o-o-ool aunties
Four tee shirts
Three female singers
Two liberal politics
...and a voltaire in a germany.