32 Flavours...and then Some!

In a cat's mind, the brain cell commeth and the brain cell goeth. That's just how the cookie crumbles when you're pea-brained, dense-headed, floofy-tailed feline decides to share a collective consciousness with the rest of the cattos in the world. Like a bee trapped in a mason jar, the buzzing of their little brains can be heard from afar, but there's not much going on inside that little noggin of theirs. 

More fluff than brains, these cats have the lights on, but nobody's home. 

Purrhaps we give our cats a little too much credit in the knowledge department. If we just accept that our kitties are more fluff than brains, their hair-brained schemes and half-baked ankle attacks wouldn't come as a shock. But even when we expect to be awoken at 2am by the sound of yet another potted plant being broken, our cats never cease to amaze. 

So if you're no stranger to the ding-dongs and the duffuses of the world running your house with an iron paw, keep scrolling for a chuckle and a laugh at these adorable cat memes that you don't need to be smart to understand. 

This family has two adventurous cats who spend their days prowling outside, keeping pesky pests at bay, and curling up indoors at night. One family member recently got a furbulous wake-up call about the dangers of outdoor life. Threats to native birds and critters, plus risks from parasites and predators. They're hoping to bring the kitties inside, with plenty of toys to keep their paws busy and tails twitching with fun.

But the parental paws are firmly planted on Team Outdoor, insisting the cats keep roaming free and wild. This has caused a real catastrophe in the family, leaving the cats caught in the middle of a feline feud over where they belong. The family member looking for advice is pawsitively worried about their safety but is having a tough time convincing the others that an indoor life might be the purr-fect solution.

The advice coming in is just as divided as the family's own cat community. Some say keep those whiskered wanderers indoors for their safety and to protect local wildlife, while others argue that cats need their outdoor freedom to truly paws and enjoy life. With opinions split, this family is still hunting for the purrfect way to keep all tails happy and safe.

This story is a real claw-shredder. A well-meaning hooman thought it'd be a cute idea to adopt a kitten—or two—with her fiancé, who's a certified cat guy. She, on the other paw, has always been more of a dachshund devotee and knitting queen. The feline duo moved in, pounced on hearts…and then pounced on yarn.

At first, the kittens limited their mischief to loose balls of yarn. Then they started chomping through bags, gnawing wooden needles, and recently, one of them devoured a special project made with Swiss yarn. Hissteria ensued.

She's adapted and adjusted: switching bags, securing supplies, sacrificing her former craft room. Meanwhile, her fiancé's video game setup stays purrfectly untouched. The cats are living their best nine lives while she's living in a stress loop of tangled threads and resentment.

Despite knowing pet ownership is a commitment, she's starting to question if she and these yarn-chompers are a mismatch. She doesn't want to be the villain, but the claws are out and not just on the cats. Is it time to rehome, or is she just feeling frayed at the edges?

Is there a more funny creature than a cat? We're pretty sure the answer is no, there isn't a funnier creature. Cats are the supreme rulers of comedy in the animal kingdom, with their superb silliness and their prevailing hissterical humor. Cats are the funniest, that's for sure. And if someone still doesn't believe that they are, all you need to do is ask them: "What is the most memeified animal? Which animal brings the most LOLs to the internet? What type of meme is the most popular across all age groups, countries, and interests?" The answer to all of these, of course, is cats.

Cat memes are the number one cat comedy bringers. Without cat memes, the internet would've been a much sadder, bleaker place. These pixilated cats bring cat comedy to all humans without discrimination. And they're not just… there. No, they're actually funny. The internet is full of so many feline funnies for a reason - we love them. All of us, all of humanity, feel better for cat memes being around.

Here at ICHC, we are big believers in the cat distribution system. We have heard one too many stories of cats showing up out of nowhere and adopting people who never wanted anything to do with them, to not believe in the CDS. Cats choose their humans, not the other way around. That is a fact. And people can argue, people can say that it is silly, but we will continue to stand on that statement, and every single day, we will continue to be proven right. 

Like today - once again, the CDS has been proven to exist. So many people online told this person that the "stray" cat who walked up to them and sat straight in their lap cannot actually be a stray, that it has to already belong to someone, that this person has not been chosen but is actually possessing someone else's feline. So many people said it, and all of these people were wrong. This person has been blessed by the CDS, and we just know that their friendship with this cat is going to be pawmazing. 

Happy meowrning, everyone, and welcome back to the cutest thing you will see on the internet all week. This is one of our favorite segments to write, because it is just so full of pawsitivity and wholesomeness. It makes us happy to make it, and it makes you happy to read through it. Because there is not a single cat person out there who would not smile at a whole bunch of cats finding their furrever homes. It's time to meet the newly adopted faces of the week, everyone! 

Every single week, we bring you a whole new collection of the cutest, newest cat adoption stories on the web. And every single week, seeing these felines find their homes brings us so much so, so every single week, we say thank you to you guys - to each and every person who adopted. And as always, an even bigger thank you goes out to everyone who adopted the "impurrfect cats" - the senior cats, the sick cats, the cats that have behavioral issues, and every other feline who needs a little more care than most. You have done an amazing thing, and we wish you all many happy and healthy years together.

Becoming a father is a very huge responsibility. You have to dedicate a lot of your time and sleep to raising a small being. This is even the case when you become a pet parent. And it's very different types of parenting according to each age. You're not going to parent a newborn the same way you parent a teenager. That's crazy, and weird tbh… Anyway, take this guy who has taken on the position as the father to a newborn kitten. 

This isn't his first kitty rodeo, he has always loved cats and already has two of his own! But this kitten is fresh out of the oven. She's itty bitty and very needy. She needs to be fed regularly, stimulated to go to the bathroom, shown lots of love, kept warm, etc. It's not an easy job for just anybody! But this guy is not only up for the challenge, he seems to be enjoying every second of it. He loves being a kitten papa so much, that he documents his days raising the tiny feline friend. POVs of mornings, evenings, and nights with his furry baby. See some below and check out more updates here! 

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Saddle up, partner! These meowvelous cowboy cats are trotting straight into your heart, probably after knocking something off the table for dramatic effect. With tiny hats and even tinier paws, these feline cowpokes are the real deal. Whether they're out on the prowl or curled up in a sunbeam saloon, they're serving looks and lassoing laughs.

Each cat brings their own brand of hissterical frontier charm. Some are lone whisker'd wanderers chasing tumblefurs across the floor, while others are full-time meowrshals keeping order from the top of the fridge. Got a rogue hair tie or a rebellious feather toy? These cowkitties will round it up faster than you can say "yeehaw."

With a steady paw, a fierce glare, and a hat full of cattitude, they're ready to conquer the wild indoors. Just beware the stare-downs, silent judgment, and sudden zoomies. This isn't their first rodeo.

So dust off your boots, grab a snack, and enjoy this paw-some parade of feline frontier fashion. These cats aren't kitten around. They're the purrfessional sheriffs of cute, and they've come to take the internet by storm one slow blink at a time.