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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lady-curmudgeon!
- Lady-curmudgeon once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and lady-curmudgeon!
- Lady-curmudgeon is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- The colour of lady-curmudgeon is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow lady-curmudgeon to vote.
- Lady-curmudgeon invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
- Lady-curmudgeon can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- It is impossible to fold lady-curmudgeon more than seven times.
- You should always open lady-curmudgeon at least an hour before drinking her.
- Lady-curmudgeon once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
