Oh Dear...

[lady_curmudgeon]

1. Dad's New Wife Robert
2. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
3. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
4. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
5. Your Nightmares Are Real
6 Neat Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.

Dr. Seuss books you'll never see...
1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho.
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can you?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket.
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
18. The Grinch's Ten Inches.

Comments

[vanillacokehead.livejournal.com]

"In Living Color" did a sketch long ago for "Jesse Jackson's Children's Books", which included:

Hop on Cop
Green Eggs and Gub'ment Cheese ("they keep me from goin' to the toilet with ease")

One of my fave sketches ever from that series :)