Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] marketeer (-10 points). In October I set [livejournal.com profile] zman923's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] thecoddess's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] boobiebar's purse (30 points). In September I gave [livejournal.com profile] peridoxical a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
lady_curmudgeon

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