
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In November, I exposed jamesla to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I sacrificed
nell1i to Cthulhu (500 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In September, I rescued
tstybrgr from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (575 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
lady_curmudgeon
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